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“Can we get back to the settlement?” I slammed my file shut. “My client isn’t giving Dr. DickUpTheAss one damn cent.”

— Vi Keeland

“The lawyer said he couldn’t take my case, even though I assured him it was stuffed with money.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Nobody is interested in hearing your troubles except for lawyers and they too get paid for it.”

— Anvita Ahuja

Talk to the jury as though your client's fate depends on every word you utter.

— Abraham Lincoln

If your lawyers tell you that you have a very good case, you should settle immediately.

— Richard Ingrams

“They swore in the jury, and then the lawyer for the prostitution got up and begun.”

— Mark Twain

Unfortunately, no matter how frivolous the lawsuit, you still, of course, have to pay people to defend you on it.

— Kelly Ayotte

Never stir up litigation. A worse man can scarcely be found than one who does this.

— Abraham Lincoln

“Judge Moneybag will settle this case, I think!”

— Bram Stoker

Most lawyers who win a case advise their clients, "We have won," and when justice has frowned upon their cause ... "You have lost.

— Louis Nizer

“I decided to eat my legal counsel, because at 200 bucks an hour it was either that or pay the man. And he was…

— Jarod Kintz

I hate second-guessing other lawyers because I know that I've tried and lost cases, and somebody could sit there and say, 'Should have done…

— Scott Turow