Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““The ability to lick their own asses, does this make cats their own bosses?”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“A cat is basically a great egomaniac who keeps the human company as long as it pleases itself.” — M.Z.Riffi Copy Share Image
“Cats make brilliant spies. If they had thumbs, humans would be screwed.” — Louise Nicks Copy Share Image
“You know, it’s hell to work with a cat. They really are smarter than we are. Have you ever gotten anyone to feed you,… — Rita Mae Brown Copy Share Image
“Give me a cat over a kid any day. You can open up a bag of Meow Mix, plop it down on the floor… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer.” — Bruce Graham Copy Share Image
“I realized that cats make a perfect audience, they don't laugh at you, they never contradict you, there's no need to impress them, and… — Elle Newmark Copy Share Image
“The cat is obeying its blood instinct when it plays with the mouse! It's made that way.” — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
“People skills are useless with cats, because cats are immune to training, and do whatever they decide in any situation... And most importantly they… — Will Advise Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
