Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““Taxes and Texas—they have the same letters, but only one can go to hell.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“If I owned hell and west Texas, he said, I do believe I'd sell west Texas and live in hell.” — Jeannette Walls Copy Share Image
“Since you have chosen to elect a man with a timber toe to succeed me, you may all go to hell and I will… — David Crockett Copy Share Image
“Texas is undeniable...We were already almost out of America and yet definitely in it and in the middle of where it's maddest.” — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
“Taxidermy and taxes go together like peanut butter and sodomy. Can somebody get me two slices of bread?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“She'd grown up believing in hell in an abstract nightmare way; but west Texas had given her something more concrete upon which to dread… — Cherie Priest Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
