Quote by Jarod Kintz

“If you had a clone, and you weren’t wearing perfume and your clone was, I’d automatically think your clone was more attractive.”

— Jarod Kintz

“After dinner I wanted to talk to her about buying a clone. But that’s probably just too much for her to handle, especially since…

— Jarod Kintz

“I called to tell her I loved her, which was smart, because if I’d have done it in person, I’d have caught her with…

— Jarod Kintz

“Do I look like someone you know? Well you don’t know me, so why don’t you go bother my clone? And if you do…

— Jarod Kintz

“I looked him in the eyes and said, “I don’t trust you.” I’ll tell you, it’s like looking in a mirror when you make…

— Jarod Kintz

“I don’t know the man standing next to me in the mirror. He looks like me, so is he my clone? He is scratching…

— Jarod Kintz

“I need to protect myself from myself. And my clone.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I’m a murderer. I killed the conversation. She said she loved me, and I said, “If you love me, wait until you meet my…

— Jarod Kintz

“I am who I pretend to be, and right now I’m pretending to be my own clone.”

— Jarod Kintz

“However unfortunate you may feel, there are always those less fortunate than you. I’m not talking about the homeless—I’m talking about your clones. Think…

— Jarod Kintz

“If you ask me to describe what I look like, I’ll simply say, “I look like my clone.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Of course my clone will be handsome. He’ll look exactly like my other clone, won’t he?”

— Jarod Kintz