Prime Number Quote by Jarod Kintz

“The last three inches of my penis shaft are perfect. Of course, the last three and the first three are one and the same.”

— Jarod Kintz

“How big is my penis? Big enough to touch my hands.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You've been living more than fifty years with a normal brain, you have a decent job, you even own your own sailboat, and still…

— Huruki Murakami

“At seventeen years old, masturbation was unfamiliar to me, but I knew the fell of a wedding ring against my cock. I couldn't count…

— Nicole Castle

“No matter the size of your husband's penis, no other woman should know it.”

— Chika Unigwe

“The list of women he’s slept with is longer than his penis. The list is three inches long.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I wonder how many more penises I’ll have inside me in my lifetime.”

— Daria Snadowsky

“You know, sex at seventy-six is getting very dangerous for my health ... since I live at seventy-nine!”

— Kensington Gore

“Out of curiosity, when do I grow up and become a fullfledged man with a penis?” “When words like ‘hump day’ don’t make you…

— Dani Alexander

“Do you want to know why men name their penis? So the most important decisions in their life aren't made by a stranger.”

— Linda Howard

“ Age is just a number unless it's eighty six.”

— Anonymous

“When coming to making kids: Size doesn’t count, it’s sperm count that counts.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana