Crooked teeth Quote by Jarod Kintz

“He didn't say he was a lawyer... I said he was.” And the cop says “Uh…”

— Hosho McCreesh

“Be true to your teeth and they won't be false to you.”

— Soupy Sales

“Divorced him—hired a fucking shark lawyer—excuse the language.” “No problem. Cops hear words like lawyer all the time.” Fanny”

— J.D. Robb

“I've got so many lawyers waiting in line to see me, you'd think that tobacco was leaking from my breast implants.”

— Jimmy James

“Tell me, ' he continued, 'would it be true that you are an itinerant dentist and that you came on a tricycle?' 'It would…

— Flann O'Brien

"Lawyers Are": Perilous mouths.

— William Shakespeare

“A man may lie to his psychiatrist, his doctor, his wife, his employer, to God and to Mom, but his teeth tell all;”

— Stephen Hunter

“My attorney rubbed his hand across his mustache and the corners of his lips several times, as though the allegation was a piece of…

— Alissa Nutting

A law has to have teeth.

— Dan Bongino

The lawyer's pouch is a mouth of hell.

— Henry George Bohn

“I am a lawyer, and I’m always looking for a loophole.”

— Ella Frank

“99% of all lawyers give the rest of them a bad name.”

— David Gerrold