Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““My ex was a BBW, but she looked Ok. Actually, she looked more like Tx.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“That girl's heart is bigger than Texas." Her eyes narrowed. "And it's as tender as a baby's butt. You take care with it, you… — Rachel Harris Copy Share Image
“My last two girlfriends both had the same name—and they looked similar. One looked older than the other, but they were in fact the… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“What was it with exes? Why were they always twice as attractive after a break-up?” — Jena Leigh Copy Share Image
“Hello?" I say, sounding upbeat, and like I'm happy to be on the phone. I decide to pretend it's my imaginary girlfriend. Fuck pretending… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“And then there are the ex-girlfriends. They look incredible, every one of them.” — Tim Tharp Copy Share Image
“Ex-girlfriends are like car wrecks. You shouldn't want to know the details, but you do.” — Allison van Diepen Copy Share Image
“Travis shrugged. “She’s not my girl, anymore.” I kept my features smooth, but he had said the words so matter-of-factly, it caused a stabbing… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
“The next thing I knew, I had a young girl from Texas on my lap. I won’t go into details of how I met… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“ex-girlfriends are like car wrecks. You shouldn't want to know the details but you just do” — Allison van Diepen Copy Share Image
“She looked different. Oh yes, that was it - I didn't love her anymore. People do look different when you fall out of love… — Jessica Thompson Copy Share Image
“Now, Doc—“ “Yes, Shiloh?” She interrupted with exaggerated sweetness, and fluttered her eyelashes. Shiloh grinned. “I dunno, I musta gone crazy there for a… — Lynn Morris Copy Share Image
“Emma Forest?" Jazz asks. "His ex is the girl with the big...?" "That's the one," Daisy tells her. Jazz looks at her chest. I… — Cath Crowley Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
