Politics Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I’m voting for him! He may not be the sharpest tool in the box, but at least he doesn’t walk around with a face…

— Paul Mathews

“He's a two-faced, cutthroat, dirt-dumb, chicken shit, slimy, little bastard with a bright future in politics.”

— John Grisham

“I never realized he was such a good actor. He should go into politics.”

— Sophie Kinsella

“I'm not a politician. I only have one face.”

— Brendan Behan

“He's got it all. The lineage, the resources, the perfect presidential hair. He'd be crazy not to run.”

— Cristin Terrill

“We’d all like t’vote fer th’best man, but he’s never a candidate.”

— Kin Hubbard

“Looks like you a cowboy after all.”

— G. Neri

I don't ever want to try to be a 'cute guy.' I want to be Charles Laughton, or Oliver Reed, or Lon Cheney. That's…

— Nick Offerman

“He sounds like a politician running for office.”

— March Lions

“When Americans vote for a particular candidate, they vote for the candidate who reminds them of the kind of person they would have eaten…

— Benjamin Nugent

“He looks like the sexiest idiot I've ever seen.”

— Alecia Whitaker

“...in his opinion a Liberal president was exactly the same as a Conservative president, but not as well dressed.”

— Gabriel García Márquez