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“I ran over some dog poop on my drive home last night. But I didn’t feel bad, because I didn’t vote for that particular…

— Jarod Kintz

“This is America. Every vote counts. Sometimes twice, if it helps me get elected.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I didn’t vote for him, but I happen to be an American, and that makes him not just the president but my president.”

— Stephen King

“Americans look for heroes in the strangest of places.”

— Cathie Pelletier

“Americans appreciate bad taste or America wouldn’t look the way America does.”

— P. J. O'Rourke

“We need to stop thinking that some Americans are the real Americans, the deserving, the talented, the most patriotic and hardworking, while others can…

— Nancy Isenberg

“Be the cheeseburger you’ve always dreamed you could be. That’s the advice I’d give to any hamburger running for political office.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I sometimes think that the saving grace of America lies in the fact that the overwhelming majority of Americans are possessed of two great…

— Franklin Delano Roosevelt

“Americans tend to play different roles, hoping that somehow they’ll stumble on the right one.”

— Gore Vidal

“One cannot be an American by going about saying that one is an American. It is necessary to feel America, like America, love America…

— Georgia O'Keeffe

“There are two political truisms: Old people vote and Republicans eat their young.”

— Eddie Whitlock

“He counts votes before he decides what to have for breakfast.”

— John Grisham