Absurd Quote by Jarod Kintz

“She sat down on a wooden bench that was bolted to the floor . . . in case some high school hooligan like herself…

— Kimberly Derting

“Baby, you had me at teammates. Please tell me there won’t be enough chairs and I’ll have to sit on one of their laps.”

— Sarina Bowen

“I was taken down by a bench.”

— Richelle Mead

“When I realized that I was spending too long staring at his jean-clad rear end while he walked out to the student parking lot…

— Reece Evhans

“I thought his wooden leg was part of the table at first. My bad, buddy.”

— Jarod Kintz

“We'd taken up our positions on the benches between the school hall and a newly-installed outdoor basketball court. Being hip-hoppers, we were obliged to…

— Nikesh Shukla

“My palms were damp. That was the moment I realized I wanted the job. That job, at that restaurant specifically.”

— Stephanie Danler

“I got PTSD from high school.”

— Tom Perrotta

“Let me guess: you were one of those kids who had a chair dedicated to you in detention in school." "Was not. They retired…

— Toni McGee Causey

“I don’t push it and I don’t hang about. If I just keep putting one foot in front of the other, it stands to…

— Rachel Joyce

“School was finally out and I was standing on a picnic table in our backyard getting ready for a great summer vacation when my…

— Jack Gantos

“In Gym, the kids on my team learned not to pass me the ball and to step quickly in front of me if the…

— Stephenie Meyer