Quote by Jarod Kintz

“And by the way, you really do suck in the romance department. Hallmark will never put that last paragraph on a card.”

— Alessandra Torre

“Our relationship was built on a house of cards. One good blow and you find the pieces scatter in the wind quite easily.”

— Jaycee Dugard

“I’m seeing someone.” He grinned sheepishly. “Well, not officially, but we’re screwing around every chance we get.” “Oh, that’s … uh … wonderful.” Hallmark…

— Ann Charles

“It will never belong in a Hallmark card, but I drove a car into a house and killed a man for you. You chained…

— Kylie Scott

“Wow, Cross. I think you missed your calling. Screw demon hunting: you should clearly be writing Hallmark cards.”

— Rachel Hawkins

“She wished she had a set of greeting cards at the ready, but Hallmark probably didn’t make any that said Thank you for giving…

— Gina Damico

“I wanted to make her a greeting card, but as far as I got was folding the paper in half. I left it blank…

— Jarod Kintz

“If you continue with that train of thought and end it with, I did it because I love you and can’t bear to see…

— Rebekkah Ford

“Damn, I wasn’t a woman and I wasn’t real stoked at the idea of my fun house turning into an escape hatch. I felt…

— Lola Stark

“Does Hallmark make a “Sorry I tried to drink your blood and touched you in a vaguely inappropriate manner” card? I settled for “How…

— Molly Harper

“I felt like I needed to do something special for her to show my appreciation. It wasn't like Hallmark had a card that read…

— Lola Stark

“They have started to arrive. An endless cascade of luxuriously quilted envelopes, thumping onto the doormat. The wedding invitations.”

— David Nicholls