Money Quote by Jarod Kintz

“It started out as kind of a joke, and then it wasn't funny anymore because money became involved. Deep down, nothing about money is…

— Charles Willeford

“The easiest way to make money is to be funny. The easiest way to be regarded as funny is to have money.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“And it is funny because economists are not real scientists, and because logicians think more clearly, but mathematicians are best.”

— Mark Haddon

“This country thinks people with money are interesting, not people who need money like”

— Gloria Steinem

“You can’t save dollar by dollar to become wealthy.”

— Ehab Atalla

“I was funny—ha-ha, not peculiar. It was a modest currency, like pennies: pedestrian, somewhat laborious, but a currency nonetheless.”

— Claire Messud

“Never trust money more than gold.”

— Toba Beta

“That's the funny thing about stealing money---it always seems to be the rich people who have the most of it.”

— Ari Marmell

“The currency of the future is not gold, money, data, or crypto but our emotional energy. With it, each one of us can be…

— Sukant Ratnakar

“If you want to become really wealthy, you must have your money work for you.”

— Sir John Templeton

“...We would see people wanting to work, not for pennies on the dollar, or to try and keep up with inflation, but because their…

— D.M. Shiro

“Money is good, but I prefer food, water, gold, weapon and energy.”

— Toba Beta