Funny money Quote by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

It is funny about money. And it is funny about identity. You are you because your little dog knows you, but when your public…

— Gertrude Stein

“I want to be a standup economist, because isn’t money funny? Actually, without gold backing our currency, it’s all funny money.”

— Jarod Kintz

Yo' money funny, my money talk. While we talking money, look, this how money walk.

— Rocko

For my first gig, I got $75. I could make money being funny, so I pursued it as a career and have turned it…

— Tracy Morgan

The story of money is very funny. Others burn what we earn. Why not give as we live, so the world will cry when…

— RVM

“It started out as kind of a joke, and then it wasn't funny anymore because money became involved. Deep down, nothing about money is…

— Charles Willeford

Money is like manure; it’s not worth a thing unless it’s spread around.

— Brooke Astor

Is funny how money changes situation

— Sniper

Congratulations on your job at the bank! Yes. You work for the bank. After taxes, your largest expense is your mortgage and credit-card debt.

— Robert Kiyosaki

The rich hire lawyers and accountants for a reason - to pass the tax bill on to you.

— George W. Bush

First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.

— Matt Groening

Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pound ought and six, result misery.

— Charles Dickens

The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people

— Eddie Murphy

Being popular is the most important thing in the world!

— Homer

It's money. I remember it from when I was single

— Billy Crystal