Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I want a white car that turns red when I’m embarrassed.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I pause when the man at the register lays down a red carnation with my change, says quietly, “This is for you,” and turns… — Eula Biss Copy Share Image
“That clean but lonely feeling when there are no other cars. The traffic lights changing just for you.” — Don DeLillo Copy Share Image
“Do you think my car is gay?" "I don't know, You'd have to ask another car.” — Haley Walsh Copy Share Image
“Do you want to stand here talking about the car, or are you going to get in it?" CeeCee asked. I was the person… — Julie Schumacher Copy Share Image
“she gasped at the smashed-in front of her new car, illuminated by the truck’s headlights. “Oh no! My car!” — Marie Force Copy Share Image
“I reached in and pulled out a black one to match his white one instead, both with a thick red stripe down the left… — Penelope Douglas Copy Share Image
“He dreams of buying a new car, but she flatly says, “We can’t afford it.” — Gary Chapman Copy Share Image
“I got into a car accident. My car was so damaged it changed from white to a purple bruise color.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“As the car shook to life, I felt a burst of adrenaline rush through my body. If just starting the car was this thrilling,… — Alicia Kobishop Copy Share Image
“I hope that someday they invent a car that runs on inappropriate thoughts” — Jessica Park Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
