Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I’ve got ears like a rabbit, and a penis like a baby carrot—fully erect, of course.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“If I had an orange penis, and an erection, I might take offense at carrot eaters. Baby carrots.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I feel like a donkey, with a stick in my mouth and a carrot up my ass.” — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
“For your next act, please don't pull any rabbits out of my... well, hat." … He licked playfully at her mouth. "And ya can't… — Michelle M. Pillow Copy Share Image
“For your next act, please don't pull any rabbits out of my... well, hat." … He licked playfully at her mouth. "And ya can't… — Michelle M. Pillow Copy Share Image
“Since I had never been so sexually attracted to a woman before, I was suddenly compelled to examine her ears.” — Graeme Simsion Copy Share Image
“Inside my skull is a turtle shell. Inside the turtle shell is a rabbit. And inside the rabbit, all my tasty thoughts constantly stew.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“My boyfriend loses his virginity, and, oh, who’s that looking on? It’s a rabbit.” — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
“My eyebrows drew together at the idea of a little girl. “My seed is strong, woman. It makes big healthy boys. With large penises.” — Lola Stark Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
