Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I want to eat rabbit stew out of an empty turtle shell.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Inside my skull is a turtle shell. Inside the turtle shell is a rabbit. And inside the rabbit, all my tasty thoughts constantly stew.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I'll eat rabbit pellets before you get me into something pink with ruffles.” — Deb Baker Copy Share Image
“What would it be like to be a turtle inside a shell hit by hailstones?” — Naomi Shihab Nye Copy Share Image
“If you wish to catch a rabbit you put a ferret into the hole, and if the rabbit is there he runs.” — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
“Life is a stew, and pot is poop.If someone stirred even a teeny-bit of poop in the stew, would you really want to eat… — Maria Semple Copy Share Image
“I ... I dont mean nothin' to you, Rabbit? Even me? Your Dolly? Only you.” — Tillie Cole Copy Share Image
“Sometimes he reminded me of a turtle hiding inside its shell, in there thinking about things and not ever sticking his head out into… — Kate DiCamillo Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
