You know why kids don't eat fruits? Because fruits don't have any mascots. Every sugary cereal has a bear or a rabbit going , 'Kid! Eat it! Eat it, eat it, eat it!' You're a kid, you're like, 'I got… — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
People say an Oscar validates your career. No, it doesn't. There's more good actors without Oscars than there are with Oscars. — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
Trouble was almost inevitable. I grew up with so many at-risk kids. Kids had things go wrong. — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
My favorite comics are the ones who say funny stuff but also give you the message. They give you the laughter, but there's also… — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
If my sisters like something I do, then I'm very happy with it. I only listen to my sisters! — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
I haven't been offstage for more than two days since I started doing comedy. — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
I love to eat. I'm a foodie, and when I'm on vacation, I want to be a foodie with their culture, with their foods. — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
When you're doing standup, it's just you. It's your written jokes. You perform it however your personality is. — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
Women do so much aesthetically to attract men that they sometimes overlook the simple things, like cooking. — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
When I was growing up, I was really into comedy. I listened to a lot of comedy albums. I loved Richard Pryor, but the… — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
Mexicans work so hard. Jamaicans are like, 'Hey mon. Take it easy. You work too 'ard.' Sneak into the country Sunday night, working Monday… — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
Sometimes I might get in the door a little quicker than somebody else because of my last name. But if I'm not prepared, I'm… — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
Once school let out every year, my siblings and I would get packed into a station wagon to drive to South Carolina to see… — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
I went to a wedding in St. Maarten, and we took a boat ride over to Anguilla for a day. We went to a… — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
