Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I use blankets like armor for cold. ”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“A blanket cold be used as truth. At least it’s so warm, it must be used that way. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used as a shield, in a fight with a cold shower. I know, because I won that battle this morning,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to battle the cold, but not battle an army with swords, bayonets, and other sharp objects (unless the opposing… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be frozen and used to cool off a warm body as you slowly thaw it out. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Blankets could be used to make perimeter walls, to keep out an invading army wielding pillows instead of swords. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket, as the epitome of warmth, could be used to stop colds. Also, sex with me might be the surest way to prevent… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to tell you I love you. You know I do. And I’m not just saying that because I’m shivering. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“You don’t need an extra blanket or a sweatshirt. You’ve got me to keep you warm.” — Debbie Mason Copy Share Image
“A blanket is a shield, blocking out the breeze, and an insulator, keeping in body heat. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to cover up the bald spot all over my chest. That’s why I get so cold at night. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I wear my cool on the inside; that's why my hands are always so cold.” — Dia Reeves Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
