War Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to battle the cold, but not battle an army with swords, bayonets, and other sharp objects (unless the opposing…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket is a shield, blocking out the breeze, and an insulator, keeping in body heat.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket, as the epitome of warmth, could be used to stop colds. Also, sex with me might be the surest way to prevent…

— Jarod Kintz

“Blankets could be used to make perimeter walls, to keep out an invading army wielding pillows instead of swords.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to settle disputes. Hold my penis while I demonstrate how it would work. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“I use blankets like armor for cold.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to cover up my modesty. And used to cover up my nakedness.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to trap my love in, before it dissipates out into the world.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as an inherently destructive force, if you can just get past the brick stage.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to cover up the bald spot all over my chest. That’s why I get so cold at night.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to represent my feelings for you. I think it’s slightly more communicative than me giving you a scrap of…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a bathtub tarp, keeping all the body’s heat in, and the police’s and murder victim’s wife’s eyes out.
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— Jarod Kintz