Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I thought I was placing my hand on her knee. But it turned out to be her saggy boob.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“She had breasts that sagged to her knees. But that's ok, because when it got cold, I could see her nipples through her kneepads.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“He shifted, rolled. I ended up kneeling with him beneath me. Boo-ya! I was on top.” — Devon Monk Copy Share Image
“She scrambled into a sitting position, but her legs remained where they were. “Really? You mean like back stage and stuff?” “Uh-huh. Close your… — Zathyn Priest Copy Share Image
“Okay, okay. Sheesh, I guess getting changed into a gigantic booger put you into a crappy mood.” “Gee, you think?” My legs ached” — H.P. Mallory Copy Share Image
“She fist bumped me, I say, pointing at Six. It's not my fault. She hates purses and she fist bumped me, then made me… — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
“She trailed after him, admiring the line of his back. He began climbing the stairs, and she sighed with pleasure. Every bit of him… — Meljean Brook Copy Share Image
“With one hand she popped the button on my pants. She dropped to her knees. I got hard instantly, knowing what was coming next.… — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
“down on one knee seems ridiculous in this day and age.” She was silent for a moment. “I cried when you left.” His chest… — Barbara Dunlop Copy Share Image
“I hadn’t heard her voice in so fucking long. I almost collapsed right there and then, her presence rolling through me, wanting to bring… — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
