Quote by H.P. Mallory

“Uh huh. Oh, except for my underwear. They’re a little tight. I think my butt is getting bigger too.” “More for me to squeeze.”…

— Nina Lane

“I thought I was placing my hand on her knee. But it turned out to be her saggy boob.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You don't think it makes my breasts look like a tiny butt?”

— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

“It was the tiny glowing butts that changed your mind, wasn't it?”

— Rachel Morgan

“I got big thighs...”

— Al Fletcher by JL Merrow

“My stomach’s upset. I must have accidentally said something to insult it.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I was feeling the height of bitchiness.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Notice anything different?” She tucked her pinstriped hair behind her ear and squinted at the screen. “I’m using the wrong font?” “Notice anything different…

— Jennifer Echols

“How do my boobs feel…? Um, fine?” I said with a shrug. “I’ve got to be honest, no one’s ever asked me that before.”

— Julianna Scott

“What’s up?” I said. “Nothing.” “I mean what’s wrong?” “My leg is broken.” “Yeah, I noticed.”

— M.H. Herlong

“Okay, let's see if I got this straight. The butt is the new breast, and the lower back is the new ankle. Now if…

— Celia Rivenbark

“You’re getting too big for this... ugh, my aching back.”

— Bella Jeanisse