Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I picked up the knife to cut the melon, and then smashed it with my fist instead.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“ Whether the melon falls on the knife or the knife falls on the melon, it's the melon that suffers." And so it would… — Merle Shain Copy Share Image
“Give me the knife!" Simon held out his hand. Lincoln glanced over as he struggled with Albert. "Could you take it out of your… — Scott Mebus Copy Share Image
“I grimaced. Only I could manage to cut myself with a knife on the same arm that was wielding it.” — Douglas Hulick Copy Share Image
“I swore as the knife I’d been using to dice our dinner bit into my finger. I dropped it on the floor, blood spattering the counter and cupboard doors a furious red. I watched, mesmerised, as the blood welled up and began to seep down my hand; I tried to catalogue the amount of pain I was in. Surprisingly little,… — Hazel Butler Copy Share
“The attacker hopped back, drawing his own knife. “A knife fight, eh? Big mistake, bitch.” — Arthur Stone Copy Share Image
“Let me tell you: where the knife failed, you have succeeded. He is shattered - you have turned out all his lights! You have… — Sarah Perry Copy Share Image
“I stabbed the intruder with a knife. How else was I supposed to cut him into bite-sized pieces?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“trapped in his own bad apple. Each morning a shock to return to the cut soul.” — Anne Carson Copy Share Image
“The knife will only hurt for a moment. Then your choice will be made, and it will all be over.” — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
