Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I never hit below the belt, especially if that belt is the rust belt and I’m in Texas.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Apparently, I'm a sucker for a man with belt buckles the size of Texas.” — Rachel Harris Copy Share Image
“As long as you want the belt, don’t run away from the fight. Do what it takes to win the battles you face.” — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
“...the physical pain from the bite of the belt is nothing, nothing compared to this devastation.” — E L James Copy Share Image
“West cowboy gun belts. When a man’s wearing one—naturally—a woman knows he can handle himself.” — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
“Cowboys in the old days wore guns on their belts' my dad whips his cell phone out of a leather case clipped to his… — Alecia Whitaker Copy Share Image
I am not going to be one of these guys who doesn't defend his belt. I am going to defend my belt actively. — Israel Adesanya Copy Share Image
“He would beat the shit out of me for the slightest thing. But it wasn’t the fist or the belt that hurt the most.”… — David Baldacci Copy Share Image
“I’m not a notch on a belt.” “You could never be a notch, London Chantelle. You’re the whole belt, sugar.” — Elizabeth SaFleur Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
