Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I need either a small coffee or a large nap.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Right now, I want more than just coffee.” “Please, you just want to sleep for 36 hours straight in comfy bed.” “That, and maybe… — rea lidde Copy Share Image
“I like coffee so much that I have tea for breakfast. The first cup of the day in particular is so good that I’m… — Christoph Niemann Copy Share Image
“The early morning is too strong to drink straight, so I need to mix in a little coffee to be able to hold it… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Listen to Mr. Complacency long enough and he'll convince you that what you really, really need is a nap.” — Alex and Brett Harris Copy Share Image
“I prefer coffee, actually. I take it with cream and a bit of sugar. It is my favorite thing. Well, except for chocolate. And… — Elisa Braden Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
