Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I’m with the Homework Police. Recruitment is up 20% since kids stopped learning about fractions.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
I've noticed with my own kids, it seems like they have so much more homework than I did. — John Lasseter Copy Share Image
“This was one of the problems with math department graduates. When it came to areas they weren't interested in, their memory was surprisingly short-lived.” — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
“...at the end of the day, homework will fade, teachers will retire, but a minute of acceptance can inspire.” — Asa Don Brown Copy Share Image
“You pay by the hour, even if the job only takes five minutes. I don’t do fractions.” — John Connolly Copy Share Image
“Some grown-ups could be so inherently stupid. Try banning homework sometime. You might see those straight A's so many parents long for.” — Heather Brewer Copy Share Image
“Remember at the end of the day, homework will fade, teachers will retire, but a minute of acceptance can inspire.” — Asa Don Brown Copy Share Image
“And yet I don’t suppose that ten per cent of the proletariat live correctly.” — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“it’s like I have two kinds of students now. Kids who write their homework and thought papers on their phones. Kids who just sound… — James Browning Copy Share Image
“Since we do not know what the job market will look like in 2030 or 2040, already today we have no idea what to… — Yuval Noah Harari Copy Share Image
“What do schools do that for?” he grumbles. “What’s the point of summer if they give you homework?” “Exactly!” — Victoria Schwab Copy Share Image
“Most of what they currently learn at school will probably be irrelevant by the time they are forty.” — Yuval Noah Harari Copy Share Image
“Right now I don't have patience to deal with people who IQ lands on the right side of the decimal point.” — Suzanne Wright Feral Sins Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image