Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I'm not interested in you as a person. I am, however, interested in you as a banana.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“My banana is decomposing in my pocket. I was happy to see you, but now I’m brown and soft and sort of squishy.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Is that a banana in your lunch box, or are you just pleased to see me?” — H.M. Forester Copy Share Image
“[She] may be an acquired taste with some folks; but I didn't keep on eating bananas because I was told I'd learn to like… — L.M. Montgomery Copy Share Image
“The na at the end of banana annoys me as much as it would you if it were bananana.” — Lance Manion Copy Share Image
“If you can’t respect me as a banana, then I’m not sure how you can respect me as a man. Aside from not cramping… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I banana the softest banana in the world; it's a new game, seeing just how soft I can banana while still banana -ing.” — Kate Ellison Copy Share Image
“One time I went to the store to find some bananas, and then they were out of bananas!” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
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