Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I’m a bean counter. Oh, I’m not an accountant, but I did spill pinto beans on the counter.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
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