Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I like cup holders—in cars, as well as in jockstraps.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Oh, joy. I can't pick up my cup, what with all the running over.” — Melissa Leilani Larson Copy Share Image
“I like cars the way I like my men. I pick them up, grab the stick, and drive them hard down the straightaways and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I drink coffee like other men play basketball. I drink like a woman, and that’s why I use a slightly smaller ball.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We are cups, constantly being filled. The trick is, knowing how to tip ourselves over and let the beautiful stuff out.” — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
“It seemed after all that one never really missed a thing. To be a human being one had to drink the cup. If one… — Graham Greene Copy Share Image
“Before, I liked cars, yachts, a door locked from the inside, and you. :)” — Jennifer Lynn Barnes Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
