Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I keep odd hours. I keep them stuffed under my mattress.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“A single night is stuffed with minutes, but they leak out, one by one.” — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
“I've been sleeping in as long as I can these days, for even though she is missing from my sheets when I wake, I… — Analog De Leon Copy Share Image
“When you're there, I sleep lengthwise. And when you're gone, I sleep diagonal in my bed.” — Phish Copy Share Image
“There are never enough hours in the day when you need them and always too many when you don't.” — Bryan Way Copy Share Image
“Then you must also spend the night. We are miles from an inn, and I can promise you that the sheets are fresh and… — Karen Hawkins Copy Share Image
“A day doesn't go by when I don't look at them, she said. I can't have them up on the kitchen refrigerator or in… — Chris Bohjalian Copy Share Image
“You’ll be surprised to see what can collect in a mattress over the months, over the years. Every day, every night of our lives,… — Raymond Carver Copy Share Image
“I’m not a very good sleeper. But you know what? I’m willing to put in a few extra hours every day to get better.… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
