Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous

My memory foam mattress has terrible memories of the time you stayed over.

— Anonymous

You remember some bedrooms you have slept in. There are bedrooms you like to remember and others you would like to forget.

— Carl Sandburg

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do.

— Anonymous

I miss my mattress when I am gone; It's one thing I've made an impression on.

— Richard Armour

Mind over mattress.

— Stephen Covey

I forget things really easily and remember them as soon as I go to bed.

— Frankie Bridge

As my memory rests but never forget what I lost..

— Megannn

I'll just tell you what I remember because memory is as close as I've gotten to building my own time machine.

— Samantha Hunt

My memory is basically visual: that's what I remember, rooms and landscapes. What I do not remember are what the people in these room…

— Karl Ove Knausgaard

Hey, if you can't remember, don't worry about it. I'm having a few memory problems myself in this place. Little things like how long…

— Eoin Colfer

I use a relatively hard mattress.

— Kirti Kulhari

Won't take nothing but a memory from the house that built me.

— Miranda Lambert