Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I just took a little nap. I stole it from an infant.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I took a nap and used a napkin as a blanket. Obviously it was a small nap. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Thank God. Now maybe he'll stop acting like a cranky toddler that skipped nap time.” — Jay Crownover Copy Share Image
“The kid in you just leaked out, like the air out of a tire. And one day you looked in the mirror and there… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“There’s an infant part in our souls which longs for the lullaby truths of life every night for a tranquil slumber.” — Munia Khan Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
