Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I just made some yawn pudding. Can I feed you some before bed?”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“You know,” he says, peeking inside the bag. “It’s okay. Because ham and cheese is my absolute favorite…and an apple? It’s like, the lunch… — Katie Klein Copy Share Image
“...she had already tasted a delicious spoonful of sleep, and all she wanted was another.” — Leila Howland Copy Share Image
“I'm hungry for a juicy life. I lean out my window at night and I can taste it out there, just waiting for me.” — Brigid Lowry Copy Share Image
“You're sleeping next to me right now. You're all wrapped up in blankets, and you look like a delicious lady-sandwich. I might eat you… — Kate Ellison Copy Share Image
“The thought of going to sleep forever was delicious. I was so very tired.” — Cat Clarke Copy Share Image
“And oh, when we still used to sleep together, lying awake at night and finding one's only consolation in imagining in detail how one… — Iris Murdoch Copy Share Image
“I yawned and I stretched. I sure was needing some sleep, but I guess I'm always in need of sleep like I'm always in… — Jim Thompson Copy Share Image
“You look like you're covered in icing sugar and ready to be licked all over. How will I make it through the night?” — S.E. Lund Copy Share Image
“I pass a still-warm honey bourbon bread pudding over the head of the chatty old woman to the man behind her, for his insomnia.” — Ellen Pauley Goff Copy Share Image
“I'm worried that this is too soon. What if you get tired of having me around all the time? What if I eat your… — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
