Grandma Quote by Jarod Kintz

“She raised her sad blue eyes to mine. "It's going to be so boring here without you. And I'm going to have to deal…

— Shannon Greenland

“Hormonal ones, I am right here. Me. The old lady otherwise known as your grandmother”

— Carrie Jones

“All these stupid old people. Had every last one of them met, heard of, gossiped about, or smelled her mom in the distance? Way…

— Thea Harrison

“She told me she loved me. Most men wouldn’t know how to respond, but I did. What else could I say but, “Thanks, Grandma!”

— Jarod Kintz

“Your mom is so old, she might die soon”

— A really great comedian

“I’m an old woman, your mother’s an old woman, so I’ll be an old woman, and I’ll do what I please.”

— Christina Stead

“You know every story, every wound, every memory. Their whole life's happiness is wrapped up in you... every single second. Don't you get it?…

— Jackie Harrison

“There’s an initiative called An Outing with Grandma. Children are rounded up to spend a day with some poor granny, no relation to them,…

— Hendrik Groen

“Before I grad her book and mine, I go sit next to her on the organ bench and she gives me a big grandma…

— Kirstin Cronn-Mills

“My grandmother had no time for old, no matter how her face crinkled or her days folded like an apron around her middle.”

— April Michelle Bratten

“Speaking of grandmas, have you heard the joke about grandparents and WWII? No? Well, if you do, be sure to tell me because I’d…

— Jarod Kintz

“Who is this woman, and what has she done with my ever worrying mother?”

— Shannon Messenger