Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I have a real eye for spotting Cyclopses.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I looked him right in his eyes and I said, “I don’t like you, Cyclops.” Then I spit on his monocle and left.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“In my view, a Cyclops is halfway to being blind. Love sees all. When someone insults me and I go silent, I’m in Helen… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The eye of a hurricane is a real Cyclops, and confusing a blink with a wink can be deadly. Sometimes I flirt at 100… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The eye was placed where one ray should fall, that it might testify of that particular ray.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
“I've heard of a third eye, but I didn't realize it was a googly eye. I thought it was mythical.” — Jean Oram Copy Share Image
“Let them come with their night-vision glasses and their heavy, branch-breaking bodies. Right into the range of my arrows.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
