Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I hate the phrase “Shit or get off the pot,” because I rarely cook with feces.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Life is like a cooking pot. If you cook something good, you will get something tasty. If you cook something bad, you have to… — Debasish Mridha Copy Share Image
“Just because you have to eat shit doesn’t mean you have to become shit.” — Paige Dearth Copy Share Image
“Life is a stew, and pot is poop.If someone stirred even a teeny-bit of poop in the stew, would you really want to eat… — Maria Semple Copy Share Image
“After the first meal with a new girlfriend’s family, I always like to say, “Will you folks excuse me, I have to go to… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“That food was so bad I can't wait for it to become a turd and leave me.” — Thomas McGuane Copy Share Image
“I’m so constipated that every time I go to shit, the only thing that comes out is political rhetoric.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I used to say I was Saint Cyndi of a Feces, because wherever shit fell, there I was.” — Cyndi Lauper Copy Share Image
“So you thought you could shit and eat at the same time. How disgustingly convenient.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“Zip it kiddo. Don't ever admit you know a thing about cooking or it'll be used against you later in life.” — Rebecca Wells Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
