Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I got him a cool gift. I got him a pack of razors, and a really furry dead cat.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“...I regard cats as one of the great joys in the world. I see them as a gift of highest order.” — Trisha McCagh Copy Share Image
“Bad kitty!" Razor buzzed again from Keirran's shoulder. His huge ears flapped as he bounced up and down. "Evil, bad kitty! Shave off fur!… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
“They treat me like some sort of pet cat but claws I have, and claws I will use” — Paul Doherty Copy Share Image
“I suppose a better sister would have set about weaving him a shirt from nettles and throwing it over his furred-over body so that… — Kate Atkinson Copy Share Image
“So…" He picked a yellow cat skull out of an alcove, turned it toward me, and moved the jaws up and down as he… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
“She loves the smell of his fur, all warm and musky and cat-spit clean.” — Sara Stark Copy Share Image
“They tell me that I rub the fur the wrong way. I don't; let the cat turn around.” — Billy Sunday Copy Share Image
“He has a great smile, a cat's smile. He should cough out yellow Tweety Bird feathers, the way he smiles at me.” — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
