Humor Quote by Julie Kagawa

“Bad kitty!" he screeched, snarling and baring his fangs at Grimalkin, who yawned and turned away to groom his tail. "Evil, evil, sneaky kitty!…

— Julie Kagawa

“Bad kitty!” growled Razor, shaking his head as if he was shooing off a fly. “Evil, sneaky, nasty kitty! Boy should cut its nose…

— Julie Kagawa

“I got him a cool gift. I got him a pack of razors, and a really furry dead cat.”

— Jarod Kintz

“It didn’t take him long, and he pulled up nearly nose-to-nose with Ash as they came in from opposite directions. “You shaved off your…

— Nora Roberts

“Megan noisily sucked in air for a scream that froze in her lungs. The cat stood in front of the open fire escape window,…

— Cait Miller

“He flung off his hat and threw it down on the desk, a roar building in his chest, but he kept it behind the…

— Amber Lynn Perry

“The cat's tail was straying into her face again; she was forced to expel air in a most unbecoming fashion to avoid a mouthful…

— Meredith Duran

“Shaking my head, I watched the cat run under the van and stare at us with black eyes. I wasn’t a cat person. They…

— Erin Lynn

“If my chest grew cat hair, I wouldn’t know whether to pluck it or pet it.”

— Jarod Kintz

“What is it with you women?" he yelled, kicking at the air. "You come into our lives, you take everythin'! Throughout the years you…

— Derek Landy

“I’ll see a cat and instinctively start petting the hair on my back.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Huh,” she said in a neutral voice, then looked out over the pasture again, at the sheep racing through the grass like frantic clouds.…

— Julie Kagawa