Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I don’t run errands. Usually I jog.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
We’re going jogging.” “I don’t run for recreation. I run when someone’s after me with a weapon.” “That can be arranged, — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
“Maybe I should start jogging. Ha ha ha, I’m not going to start jogging.” — Jenna Marbles Copy Share Image
“I’m running a marathon. I won’t be jogging, walking, or sprinting, but I will be overseeing it.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Honey, I don’t run. If you ever see me running, you’d better start running too ‘cause that means that something is chasing me.” — Kristen Proby Copy Share Image
“If you only ran when you felt like running, you wouldn’t make it very far.” — Toni Sorenson Copy Share Image
“I never used to run before this, never wanted to and never had the time to. Now, I run nearly every day.” — Patricia Hamill Copy Share Image
“I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I go running in the park all the time. I guess I never looked up.” — Cara Lynn Shultz Copy Share Image
“If all you do is run every time, stop for a minute and take a glance at your back; you may have an idea… — Eve Lee myself Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
