Boys Quote by Melvin Van Peebles

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

— George Carlin

I didn't fit the typical profile of a trader. I was an English major working on a novel at night. Most everyone else was…

— Philipp Meyer

Too many people say to their brokers, I can't deal with this. Take my money. Do what you want. That's the worst attitude you…

— Maria Bartiromo

Full service brokers, in this day and age of low cost mutual funds and discount brokers, are really nothing more than machines for ripping…

— Joel Spolsky

My parents worked as brokers at Oppenheimer securities. They managed to finagle me a job.

— Steve Eisman

I made a killing in the stock market. My broker lost all my money, so I killed him.

— Anonymous

Brokers are sharks, and you have to always be prepared for the worst.

— Ryan Serhant

I did everything in my power to give my brokers brand identity and clout in the market. I saw my job as parent to…

— Barbara Corcoran

I hated being a junior investment banker. I loved the research business, the wealth management business.

— Sallie Krawcheck

A broker is a man who runs your fortune into a shoestring.

— Alexander Woollcott

I just made a killing in the stock market -- I shot my broker.

— Henny Youngman

I have very little respect for the integrity of the trading on the exchange in most stocks. And I have particular disdain for the…

— Steve Wynn