Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I’d make a great color commentator. Turquoise.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“My hush is lush. It’s drunk on its own greenness, just as I’m drunk on my blue silence. What would you say if I… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I’d love to be a color commentator, but I can’t, because I’m white, and white isn’t a color.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I got a call from a mutual friend of ours, Charles King, who's also the executive producer. [Steven Caple Jr and I] had a… — Erykah Badu Copy Share Image
“It's amazing how something can be blue and yet absolutely colorless.” — Julie Halpern Copy Share Image
“If I were the color blue, and you were the color orange, I wouldn't want you around all the time, because who wants to… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
