Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I could tell we were going to get along from the way he wiped his ass—on my tie.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“If I’d known this was going to be a black-tie affair, I would have put on underwear.” — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“There are a couple of loose ends I'd like to tie up. Nothing important you understand.” — Frank Columbo Copy Share Image
“And here," she said. "Let me fix your tie." She tugged on his bow tie, her eyes appraising him, and he basked in it.… — Elin Hilderbrand Copy Share Image
“The best part, without any question, was the tie. I’ve always liked ties, but it seemed like too much of a Statement to wear… — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
“He may have been helping me out of a pretty huge bind, but I wasn’t about to trust him, despite the way he was… — Ophelia London Copy Share Image
“So, let me get this right.” He braked at a traffic light and yanked at the edges of his bow tie, reefing the knot… — Amy Andrews Copy Share Image
“I straightened up, pulling just a little away from him. He looked at me questioningly. “Something wrong?” “Nice aftershave,” I said. No need to… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“I've confessed to everything and I'd liked to be hanged. Now, if you please.” — Franny Billingsley Copy Share Image
“He answered my plea with a roar and our chests met hard as we came undone together. Came so perfectly undone together.” — Lucian Bane Copy Share Image
“I walked in front of him, stopped, bent over, pulled down my pants, and said, “Did I just catch you looking at my ass?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“So. Good." She closed her eyes and rocked on top of him. "It'd be better if I wasn't worried about accidentally bleeding out." She… — Sydney Croft Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
