Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I believe that guns offer the most bang for the buck.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“Guns are like cars: you can trust a good used one better than one that's brand new.” — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
“Better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it.” — Nelson DeMille Copy Share Image
“Bullets is worth more than food, the girl said, and we can’t eat gunstock.” — Samuel Snoek-Brown Copy Share Image
“The great object is that every man be armed. Everyone who is able may have a gun.” — Patrick Henry Copy Share Image
“Now, do you mind telling me why you have all these guns lying around? Are you afraid the paperwork will rise up against you?'… — Daniel O'Malley Copy Share Image
“When I go house hunting, I use a rather large gun. You should see me fish for the best tasting Starbucks coffee. Oh, and… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
