Love Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Though it sounds vulgar, selling something that should be a gift is precisely what prostitution is.”

— Elizabeth Hyde Stevens

“Generosity is not always tax deductible.”

— Ken Solts

“We’ll have to devise another means of income.” “How?” “At this point, our swiftest and more reliable means of making money is prostitution.” “You–you…

— Claudia Gray

“I stood in the doorway pondering the difference between naked and nude, and the pizza delivery guy probably wondered if I was going to…

— Jarod Kintz

“A gentleman doesn’t talk much about the taxes he paid, or the women he sleeps with.”

— Haruki Murakami

"I pay my taxes," says somebody, as if that were an act of virtue instead of one of compulsion.

— Robert Menzies

“You don't have to pay tax on bullshit”

— Yu Hua

“Attach yourself to revenue, if you do that, then nobody can touch you.”

— Turney Duff

“Dating is no charge prostitution.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

“there was no such thing as small talk when one of you is naked and paying the other one to be there.”

— Caimh McDonnell

“Making money is one thing, paying tax is another.”

— Habeeb Akande

“If you are breaking the law, it is better when someone other than the IRS finds out first.”

— Amit Chandel