Parenting Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I’m a fan of Meatloaf. He has a voice like it’s covered in thick gravy. There’s nothing better to make love to, with the…

— Jarod Kintz

“Right now I'll just be happy if you let me know what would you like to have in breakfast ." She swiftly moved from…

— scarlett brukett

“A chef should make a dish using only my words as ingredients. My words will taste great in your mouth.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Quiero Taco Bell, asshole?”

— Abigail Roux

“In the meantime, I tried my best to acclimate to my new life in the middle of nowhere. I had to get used to…

— Ree Drummond

“Our Father who art on Delridge Avenue, give us this day our daily bread. Only make it pumpernickel and slap on some French's mustard…

— Conrad Wesselhoeft

“I hope you aren't planning to order me back to bed." "No, you have far too much crockery at your disposal.”

— Rosamund Hodge

“You're such a good cook. You're going to make someone very fat and happy one day," he said, his mouth half full with a…

— Kiera Cass

“I'm going to explode," my dad says, rubbing his stomach gleefully. He's just put down a massive sandwich piled with corned beef, pastrami, chopped…

— Stacey Ballis

“The guy across the bar was a slab of raw beef with a nose like a potato and ears like cauliflowers. A walking dinner.…

— Tim Stevens

“My dad wants to go for a run with you,” I said when he picked up. “Are you coming?” “Me? I’m going for a…

— Jessica Hawkins

“We’ve got a tortilla chip type of love. So am I to blame if I’m looking for a little salsa on the side? Yes.”

— Jarod Kintz