Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I am an octopus on four wheels. What are my four free arms for? To better love you, of course.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I am a monster beneath him, with arching hips, an octopus with hands everywhere at once. I don't think anything in the history of… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“An octopus has eight legs. You know what else has eight legs? My bed last night. Oh, I didn’t have a foursome, but I… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The thing is, my father has about as much rhythm as a drunken octopus […]” — Mark Peter Hughes Copy Share Image
“If guilt was an animal then it would be an octopus. All slimy and wriggly with hundreds of arms that wrap around your insides… — Annabel Pitcher Copy Share Image
“What I mean to say is probably something like this: any single human being, no matter what kind of person he or she may… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
“The bliss of stroking an octopus’s head is difficult to convey to most people, even to animal lovers.” — Sy Montgomery Copy Share Image
“And don’t get me started on your hands roaming everywhere. You’re like an octopus. Honestly, I feel violated.” — A&E Kirk Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image