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“When God made the firs Raika, that man turned to God and said, "You're something else. You've given me two eyes, two ears, two…

— Robyn Davidson

“The people told me, however, that the big ear was not only a man, but a great man, a genius. But I never believed…

— Friedrich Nietzsche

“Not just the celibacy thing but because he has God’s ear, a line on the mysteries. That’s impressive to girls.”

— Stanley Elkin

“He’s the embodiment of the one thing in life I need like a hole in the head—another bad-boy love interest.”

— M. Leighton

“The belly is the reason why man does not mistake himself for a god.”

— Friedrich Nietzsche

“God is too good to be unkind and He is too wise to be mistaken. And when we cannot trace His hand, we must…

— Charles Spurgeon

“Unfortunately, he was a man through and through, and therefore had a penis, which meant that there'd be no reasoning with him.”

— Jill Shalvis

“God gave women 2 sets of lips, that way she can piss and moan at the same time.”

— L.A. Cloutier

“He was a man who discovered love through his penis.”

— Mohsin Hamid

“If God had good intentions, he would have rewarded the sex.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

“If there was a God up there, which there wasn’t, why was it that he worked so hard to identify whatever thing a man…

— Richard Herley

“Thanks for the penis, God. I don’t have the balls to be a woman.”

— Nick Pageant