Quote by Stanley Elkin

“Celibacy is the most extreme of sexual perversions, after all.”

— Ada Palmer

“Few comprehend celibacy.
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— K. Ritz

“He’d tried celibacy. The only problem was the lack of sex.”

— Mark Haddon

“If a passionate celibacy was all he could have with Sophia, well, that was still better than having sex with any other female as…

— Evangeline Anderson

“Celibate? He lived and breathed sex. Considered sex the eighth wonder of the world. Suffering blue balls was for teenagers. Not grown men.”

— Kate Angell

“About every six to eight months, I run into a man who astounds me sexually, but between escapades, I'm celibate, which I don't think…

— Sue Grafton

“Oh, the virgin fetish, always going strong. Every man wants to be the first, the only; maybe because they thought if the girl had…

— Jessica Gadziala

“Celebrations, for me, have always been where celibacy meets masturbation.”

— Gordon Highland

“Oh my God!" Lindsay cried. "I swear I shall practice celibacy every day for the rest of my life! I swear it, Anais.”

— Charlotte Featherstone

“You think God would let a girl do something special?”

— Ellen Hopkins

“Why do men have nipples? Because God is a woman and she really wants us to enjoy ourselves, that's why.”

— Cameron Dean

“... If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he kept it to himself.”

— Tucker Max