Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““Ever since I was fired for sleeping on the job I’ve worn a shirt and tie to bed.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I tried to wear my shirt while it was still on the hanger. That’s just the kind of morning person I am with no… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I work for the nod syndicate. It’s a sleepy job. If I’m caught not sleeping on the job, I’ll get fired.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“You have to dress for the job you want, not the job you have, and you have to start doing the work you want… — Austin Kleon Copy Share Image
“dress for the job you want, not the job you have, and you have to start doing the work you want to be doing.” — Austin Kleon Copy Share Image
“Whoever is in charge of making sure I don’t do stupid shit is fired. —T-SHIRT” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I work in my pajamas most of the time. No matter what you’re wearing, you can sound businesslike on the phone.” — Juliet Blackwell Copy Share Image
“We make everything we wear or use here, awake or asleep; so I have made this bed, and now I am lying in it.” — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“Was it enough to wear the night with me just once? I am unsatisfied.” — Saundra Mitchell Copy Share Image
“I go to sleep in my business suit, because it makes my dreams of success seem more real.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
