Quote by Darynda Jones Download Open image ““Whoever is in charge of making sure I don’t do stupid shit is fired. —T-SHIRT”” — Darynda Jones ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Whoever is in charge of making sure I don’t do stupid shit is fired.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“That was some branch. Did it have a vendetta against your t-shirt?” “Guess so.” “I hope you showed it who is boss.” “Yeah, I… — Stacey Marie Brown Copy Share Image
“don’t expect everything to be handed to me. Just set it down wherever. —T-SHIRT” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Ever since I was fired for sleeping on the job I’ve worn a shirt and tie to bed.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I had received a t-shirt from my best friend Veronica at my police academy graduation. It reads, ‘Throw your donut in the opposite direction… — Suzie Ivy Copy Share Image
“Here's to finally finding the one whose T-shirts you want to steal for the rest of your life.” — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share Image
“He’s wearing a totally normal T-shirt from the mall or whatever, but it hangs on him like the shirt has fulfilled its sole mission… — Amy Spalding Copy Share Image
“A tall, thin fireman with a grey mustache watched me stride across the street. He was still wearing a helmet and coat in the… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“If an opportunity comes dressed in trouble’s apparel, do not scorn it.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Oh, my god, I don't know. What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
