Tattoo Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““Before I make you boss, I want to tattoo “Assistant” around your asshole.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Tattoo
“When I got the tattoo, I knew I was drawing a crooked line between myself and society.” — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
“Don’t make me tattoo your ass before sending you off. Because I’ll do it. Big ol’ tramp stamp in Comic Sans that says ‘Tristan Wuz Here’ with an arrow pointing down.” I snorted. “Oh my god, that’s heinous. I don’t know where to even begin. Comic Sans? Surely you jest. Do you know who you’re talking to?” “Not only that,… — Lucy Lennox Copy Share
“I want to be the boss, and have my name embossed on the corner office door.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“He recognized this particular act for what it was: a woman’s need to mark her man. The scary part was, he didn’t care. Hell,… — Alannah Lynne Copy Share Image
“It’ll take more than a tattoo to stop me from getting inside you. Death, maybe.” — Samantha Towle Copy Share Image
“I frowned at the eye in my palm. "What, literally shout at the tattoo?" "You could try rubbing it on certain body areas and… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
“Bosses are like assholes—everybody’s got one. Well, everyone except the unemployed. But still, bosses are like assholes, in that they are assholes. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“You can call me Boss though, seeing as though you're only the assistant.” — Con Template Copy Share Image
“The tattoo is just setting below his hp bone. H e l l i s e m p t y a n d a l l t h e d e v i l s a r e h e r e I kiss my way across the words. Kissing away the devils. Kissing away the pain.” — Tahereh Mafi Copy Share
“So, my conservative-looking, suit-wearing boss has a tattoo and has his penis pierced?” I ask with a smile. Nate laughs and takes another pull… — Kristen Proby Copy Share Image
“Jake, if you could stand the idea of getting inked, you'd have a pink triangle tattooed across your chest.” — Ashlyn Kane Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
What we've said to the girls is: 'If you guys ever decide that you're going to get a tattoo, then mommy and me will… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
I have a penis tattooed on my leg, and high five tattooed on my palm. I don't regret them yet, but I'm sure when… — Oliver Sykes Copy Share Image
As long as the colour of the skin is more important than the brightness of the eyes, there will be war. I have that… — Vinicius Junior Copy Share Image
“If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital M tattooed on each cheek of your ass in pink and brown ink. Then when you bend over, it says "Mom." Also, later on if you're havin' sex with your girlfriend, and her parents are in… — George Carlin Copy Share
Footnote: 79) The anchor is gigantic and must weigh a hundred tons, and -- delightfully -- it really is anchor-shaped, i.e. the same shape… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
My dream since being a little girl is to be the most tattooed human ever. — Rhea Ripley Copy Share Image
The biggest misconception about me is the bad-boy image that everyone stuck me into due to my tattoos, drug days and the constant changes… — A. J. McLean Copy Share Image
“I get the niggling feeling in my belly that says it's time for a new song. It hits at the most random, inopportune times.… — C.M. Stunich Copy Share Image
“I’m only going to say this once,” I say to tattoo guy. “Leave me alone.” “Or what?” he asks. Thought you’d never ask.” — Christine Fonseca Copy Share Image
